About TwoDrunkWives

Welcome to TwoDrunkWives.com
Where the wine is bottomless, the gossip is savage, and the fucks are… gone. Long gone.

We’re Kat & Cindy—two over-caffeinated, under-filtered best friends who built a blog empire out of booze, bullshit, and the deeply spiritual practice of henning. You might call it gossip. We call it therapy with a splash of vodka and a petty chaser.

Kat
The loud one. Buffalo-born sass queen. Former runner turned margarita marathoner. She’s got a soft spot for black men, vodka, and torching toxic exes with a well-placed hashtag.
Mother of two, married to Nando (aka the Mexi-chaun / Cock2 / snack-fetching, nipple-pinching kitchen outlaw). Will absolutely roast you if your side part is crooked.
#B-LowShit #TDW #JeromeTheMilestone

Cindy
The quiet storm. Texan, sarcastic sniper, and mistress of the deadpan drive-by insult. She's the reason you're crying from laughter and questioning your choices.
Married to Shawn (aka Cock1, #ThePunisher, Master of Fockery). Raises a daughter, a husband, and everyone's blood pressure.
#MissHR when necessary. #Hen1 after 2 vodka-infusions.

We talk shit.
We drink more.
We turn hot mess moments into hashtags.
We spill tea, shake cocktails, and drag everyone from #CSweets to #Cheatheads without breaking a sweat or a nail.

We’re not here to be influencers. We’re here to be bad influences.

So glad you asked.
It’s what happens when the husbands start mixing drinks and the wives start spilling secrets. Gossiping? Sure. But elevated. Buzzed. Weaponized.
#Henning is our love language. Our sport. Our community service.

Started as a joke. Became a lifestyle. Now they’re basically our religion.
Some faves:

• #SS = Secret Society (private party, bitch)
• #FRO = Fuck Right Off (and stay there)
• #EAD = Eat A Dick (with sprinkles)
• #TDW = Two Drunk Wives (us, duh)
• #Cheatheads = Entitled teens who treat you like Lyft with boobs
• #DadBodPimped = Self-explanatory and majestic
• #JeromeTheMilestone = A dildo legend
• #CWX = Check With [insert annoying know-it-all]

Need more? We’ve got a glossary. Click it or cry.

If you're sensitive, sober, or say things like “I just don’t like drama”…this ain’t your scene.
But if you're messy, mouthy, and mildly dead inside from parenting, marriage, or corporate America?
Welcome to the hen house.

Now grab a drink.
Sip it loud.
And kindly,
#SUDU — Shut Up & Drink Up